Lately, I've been getting a lot of accusations of being antisocial. Because I feel a need to defend myself, I will do it on a blog, so I don't need to talk to any of those people.
I didn't go to Homecoming. I did, however go to the football game, and I even wore my spirit shirt. Anyone who actually knows me knows that that is the most school spirit I have ever displayed in my life. We pummeled the Springville Red Devils. "And thus we see that the devil will not support his children at the last day, but doth speedily drag them down to hell." (Alma 30:60)
I'm glad I went to Homestaying instead. Here are some reasons why:
- Every time someone said that there was a girl crying at home because of me, I would just think of the wallet not crying in my pocket.
- I don't plan on going to UVSC (It will never be UVU for me). Not even a dance there.
- George Bush doesn't have Homecoming, he has a Homestead. What's good enough for W is good enough for me.
- I see enough of those people on the weekdays, I don't need to see them on the weekends too.
So there you have it. Four perfectly good reasons for being antisocial and staying home. Oh, and the fifth. Razzleberry Pie. I bet my little brother is sad he missed out on that. Sucker.
Come, be in my tribe.
9 years ago
You forgot to the mention the meatballs we had for dinner. They were yummy!
ReplyDeleteYou are probably better off. I would never say kids should or should not go to formal high school dances. I will only say that if you do choose to go you are actively participating in media marketing in a classroom environment and thus perpetuating the vicious cycle of schoolhouse commercialism. That is all.
ReplyDeleteHaha, well I have to say I had fun at Homecoming...although I didn't even go to MV's. I think it's kinda lame it was held at UVSC... Timpanogos on the other hand held it clear out in Saratoga Springs at a club that no one could find (we were lost for an hour and a half and were convinced it was all a hoax!). So there.
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